fate loves the fearless
old enough to know better,
young enough not to care.
"Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being."
Tati-Ana Mercedes
(Source: her0inchic, via sarahbelle93)
“Be hydrated”, they said
“It will give you good hair, and clear skin,” they said
“It’s good for you,” they said“I CANNOT EVEN SLEEP BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO URINATE EVERY HALF HOUR”, I SAID
(via blackashton)
one time my parents were gone for the weekend
so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left.
it was subtle enough that it wasn’t obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back
and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches
i am a cruel man
(via pursuitofhapppinessss)
once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep
(via blackashton)
